Monthly Archives: December 2008

scrap bar chronicles#15 – animal boy; 20pizzapies, a boombox, a big fan & a blown fuse

i go online in an effort to help connect the dots to what might or might not be the definitive scrap bar story. right now,  i’m finding out when the animal boy album was released. i don’t know exactly anything … Continue reading

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SCRAP BAR CHRONICLES #14

at least, that’s the plan. moments before and after the official opening, we had already garnered a local following of employees of the cafe feenjon, the olive tree cafe and members of the cast who worked and performed at the … Continue reading

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as i awoke, bach played on the radio and the umbo boxes chattered away,

upon waking, i listened for the sound of the straw that broke the camel’s back. it’s as quiet a sound as one hand clapping. it’s like a feather upsetting an apple cart. i was unclear as to what day it … Continue reading

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the chat before i learned everything there was to learn about why…

i decided to write a new blog dealing with the last subject i mentioned on the previous blog. this is because it’s supposed to deal exclusively with the guy who ate omar sharif and sounds like eduardo cianelli and why … Continue reading

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the tire’s baby by maxx’s ocean, big math maria, christmas with atomic lizards

i slept with dreams circling me like a halo. they were beams of white, solid-circular light, no doubt the result of the season and the imprint registered through my eyes into my brain for access at such a time as … Continue reading

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cable, shmable – multitudinous bulshitticus; gracias for the beautiful tree

my bill ain’t getting any smaller, only the spiraling rate of reboots necessary to get online per/ sixty-minute chairclimb is up 40%. so, i’ll begin this blog with an apology and explanation. cablevision is sucking more than money out of … Continue reading

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i can’t give you anything but gloves, baby

baby, it’s cold outside. hmmm. the car’s in the shop. i’m hoping that it can pass one, last inspection. it’s seventeen degrees out. with buddy asleep to my right, i woke to that holiday feeling of doom and sadness. it … Continue reading

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liverwurst narcosis and two black and white hours

that’s where i am right now. a week ago i was discussing sandwiches with a friend and mentioned how it’s been almost fifteen years since i’ve had a liverwurst sandwich. it’s a sandwich that you can’t have too often. it … Continue reading

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lynched cat on subway platform, meet cat in flight,…

what a perfect day to write about hanging and flying cats, due to the nature of my ramblings this wet, slushy, snowy cold day that i woke up to this morning with shards of glass tearing my throat out as … Continue reading

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the snowy beach i didn’t photograph, the lizard in the compact car

a new year’s eve party this just came in on the GBM wire. pretty cool. new york ONE spoke of rain in the day and some snow at night, but as i walked my dog tuedsay afternoon, the white stuff … Continue reading

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